• Hunger Games fandom: I can't believe they cut out Madge
• PJO fandom: oh yeah
• PJO fandom: how does that feel?
• PJO fandom: one minor character huh
• PJO fandom: just awful
• PJO fandom: gosh that must suck
• PJO fandom: you know what would suck more?
• PJO fandom: losing a dozen MAJOR characters
• PJO fandom: like what if all the characters were half a decade older than the books say
• PJO fandom: omg and if your entire plot was tossed?
• PJO fandom: can you imagine?
• Hunger Games fandom: 
• PJO fandom: 
• Hunger Games fandom: 
• PJO fandom: shut up.

Harry Potter according to... 

Sirius Black

1. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
2. Sirius Black and the prison fun.
3. Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
4. Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
5. Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should. kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
6. Sirius Black and the I am dead.

Neville Longbottom

1. Neville and Being Badass.
2. Neville and Being Badass.
3. Neville and Being Badass.
4. Neville and Being Badass.
5. Neville and Being Badass.
6. Neville and Being Badass
7. Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.

Filch

1. Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
2. Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
3. Filch and Nothing Significant.
4. Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
5. Filch and I Love Umbridge.
6. Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
7. Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.

Severus Snape

1. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
2. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
3. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
4. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
5. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
6. Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
7. Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.

Hedwig

1. Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
2. Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
3. Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
4. Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
5. Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
6. Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
7. Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.

Ron Weasley

1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger

1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

Cedric Diggory

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.

Dumbledore

1. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
2. Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
3. Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
4. Dumbledore and the DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?
5. Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
6. Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
7. Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.

Voldemort

1. Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
2. Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
3. Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
4. Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
5. Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
6. Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
7. Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.

Fred and George

1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

Lucius Malfoy

1. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
2. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
3. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
4. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
5. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
6. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
7. Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.

ME

1. Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
2. Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
3. Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
4. Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
5. Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
6. Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
7. Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.

AWESOME!

(Source: leathhedger, via sinclairsnape)

thebrotherswinchester:

it is really sad how proud i get over accomplishing the most basic tasks

like for example i just changed my sheets

and the entire time i was like

wow

you are so fucking responsible

look at you changing your motherfucking sheets like a motherfucking adult

god where did the years go i’m gonna cry

(via sinclairsnape)

“They defied the Capitol. They sparked a rebellion. Now they’re being forced back into the arena.” - Catching Fire, 2013 (x)

(via council-of-cloven-elders)

• me: hey i just met you
• me: and this is crazy
• me: BUT OMFG I LOVE YOUR TUMBLR ITS LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE AND WE HAVE SO MANY THING IN COMMON WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS IT WOULD BE GREAT AND IM NOT CRAZY
• me: so message me maybe

(Source: peetaslongbun, via acciobellatrix)

Reblog this if you’d rather date Bolin over Mako 

(Source: angelrin89, via sinclairsnape)

What did you think of the movie adaptation?  

• Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
• Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle/A Series of Unfortunate Events Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
• Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!

When you make a genius reference to one of your fandoms during casual conversation in real life, but no one understands it. 

alwaysanoriginal:

(via sinclairsnape)

waerlogas:

unsinkablelove:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

gaymzee:

a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended

my dad was killed by a joke you asshole

wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard

(via lukecastellan)